solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

(Source: cisphobic, via hate)

"Because hangovers hurt less than heartache."

Six Word Story (via tropiczs)

(Source: oceanflowerbird, via rhinest0ned-eyes)

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

(via trifelifee)

unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

(via queeennnbeee)